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Osama bin Laden's Son Wants Drew Barrymore!

Osama bin Laden's son says he wants Drew Barrymore! How lucky can a girl get! Omar bin Laden, the unfortunate son of the world's most wanted terrorist is all about everything Hollywood, especially Drew Barrymore! Read about it below and see some photos and a video.

Omar bin Laden Drew Barrymore

It seems that being the son of the most wanted terrorist in the world has been a real drain on Osama bin Laden's fourth oldest son, Omar bin Laden. Just last week we reported that he'd been admitted to a mental hospital because he was hearing his father's voice and going on spending sprees resulting in the break-up of his unlikely marriage to a British woman old enough to be his mother, Jane Felix-Browne aka Zaina Mohamad al Sabah. We don't know which name she currently goes by or whether or not she's still muslim since their separation.

Now we find out that Omar, 29-years-old, has a thing for Drew Barrymore and other Hollywood heavy-weights and longs to be a part of the American scene. No wonder he's been disowned by his infamous father. His love of Capitalism and the 'infidel' culture his father has spent his life trying to destroy is undoubtedly a form of rebellion his intolerant father would be unable to tolerate.

Omar bin Laden says he'd love to meet Drew Barrymore, even though he knows they will never be a 'couple'. He says she's the most beautiful woman in Hollywood.

I want to go to America, and I would love to meet Drew Barrymore. I am single now and she is the most beautiful woman in Hollywood.

He says he enjoys watching American culture and its icons. He admires comedian Jim Carrey and enjoys American football, rock music and Madonna. Of Madonna he says, She's such a great dancer for a woman of her age. The Material Girl is 51-years-old.

I almost feel sorry for Omar bin Laden. He has never and probably will never get out from under his cave-dwelling father's shadow. But such is the way of life. He is always asked about his father and what Osama bin Laden would think of his lifestyle.

It's a weak son who just wants to be like his daddy," he stated. "I miss him as a father, but we are different. I want peace.

He claims he has not had contact with his father since April 2001, but is certain he's still alive somewhere and still in charge of al-Qaeda.

My dad is on the Earth, but I don't know where. He's still alive. If that sort of person dies, you could never make it a secret. The world changes if he dies.

I wonder if Omar bin Laden would find peace if his father died? Would Osama bin Laden's son be able to pursue his dreams of Drew Barrymore and a life in America? I doubt it. Even with his father's death, he'd still be the son of the most wanted terrorist in the world and the son of the man who, on 9/11/2001, orchestrated the most successful attack on American soil.

There are more photos of Drew Barrymore below and a video of Omar bin Laden with his former British wife Jane Felix-Browne aka Zaina Mohamad al Sabah.

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Now come on, you don't buy ... (Below threshold)
Brett:

Now come on, you don't buy this, do you? This is another Sacha Baron Cohen deal. Has to be.


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