"Last week's contest for Wizbang Pop readers to come up with their own funny captions for "Things THE THREE STOOGES Would Never Say" was a bit of a washout due to bad timing by running it over the weekend."--ph

Chin up. "They" have you (Pop) isolated and camouflaged way across the tracks on a neocon freak board, no less. It's a poor "network" idea of the owner's.

(I would e-mail Kevin about that. Say, "Yo! Dummy!" etc.)

Also, though the Stooges (with Curly!) are funny, my peregrinations tend toward the droll. Also knowing "my motivation" helps.
Larry Fine with plunger in rectum?
I could summon an arch observation.

Thanks for your views here again, Bryan. I'm always an odd fit in here at the Wizbang network. My social liberal attitudes and background as a small-time former rockstar seem to fit well for my entertainment reporting perspective here on Wizbang Pop. And I draw in pretty good foot traffic for some stories here as well for Kevin. As an example, my story on the death of adult film legend Jamie Gillis drew in a high number of intelligent comments from people that knew him such as actors and authors. So we're building a new audience here that has nothing in common with the politics going on over at the Wizbang politics site.

Last time around, my THREE STOOGES thing was run on a weekend, and was a real conceptional thing. But, giving it one more week to generate some more funny captions seems worth while because I love STOOGES humor.

At least lots of people are reading Wizbang Pop, building an audience who want outrageous entertainment, automotive and music news.

Paul,
Yeah, that's fine. But comments count IS a metric. You deserve more than you're getting.
It's due to the lopsided lay-out.
Your posts should be integrated into the main scroll.

Hey! it's not as if Wizbang Main is a 100% info site, anyway. Or even 60%. (Have you ever tried to decipher xxxxxx or xxxxx or to intuit the purpose of xxxxx?
I mean, I can see the time-wasting aspect of xxxxxx, but Heileger Bimbam, Kamerad!

I suggest a WizPop hottie face off restaurant re-opening wherein everyone from the Other Side can critique feminine attributes as public demonstration that they are 100% Not Gay.

A comic book "Versus" tie-in would be ideal, i.e. Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane *drooool* versus...uh........mmm.......................................................................................................Hmmm, I can't think of any competition for Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane in a strictly comic book-inspired genre.
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"As an example, my story on the death of adult film legend Jamie Gillis drew in a high number of intelligent comments from people that knew him such as actors and authors."--ph

Oh, I commented on that thread. "800 Fantasy Lane", Pussycat Theater, Hollywood CA (the bad side of) 1981. DIDN'T walk out to play pinball in lobby during 2nd reel. Thus, I give it a "Golden-Age-of-(US)-Porn" *A*. (The plot worked)

BryanD, since you're not answering your e-mail, let me tell you what's going on here:

You've been banned from Wizbang by multiple authors. Personally, I threw you on the garbage heap over your gratuitous use of racial slurs and refusal to retract or apologize for them. That shit does NOT fly on my watch.

You apparently can circumvent that ban at will, and are continuing to post comments despite explicit statements that that will not be tolerated.

I don't have the technical know-how to keep you from doing this, but I do know that you're stirring up a strong sentiment towards going to a registered commenter only policy, which I oppose.

So I've taken it upon myself to personally handle your unwelcome comments.

On other authors' threads, I remove them.

On my own, I either remove them, change your name, change the text, or some combination as the mood srikes me. You've noticed some of these.

If I have to do this several times a day, so be it. I will not back down from this.

So yeah, you've got the mad skillz to get past our banning with your IP proxies. I possess the mad toolz to find them and screw with them.

Paul, I apologize for stepping on your space here. But it was the only way I was reasonably certain to get this jackass' notice.

J.

All right. I'll give this one one more run:

Moe: "Ask me if I have a pretty girlfriend."

Curly and Larry in unison: "Okay. Do you have a pretty girlfriend?"

Moe: "No, but she's got a butthole!"

And something different:

Moe (to Larry): "Why do women fake orgasms?"
Curly (interjecting): "Because they think we give a shit!"

Moe: No, Curley, its MY turn to troll Wizbang! And Larry, enough with you and Curly voting + for all of our "Steve Green" posts.