Boy, oh boy, is it hard to pick the best one-liners and side splitters from the entries we received this week in our outlandish Toyota jokes contest. Then again "we stop at nothing" here....and so do Toyotas, apparently.

And Rodger K's joke: "Toyota! We Are Driven. We will stop at nothing....Literally". Gets our nod here as the best one liner. But, Stephen Macklin's, very witty and clever, "Sudden acceleration. Oh what a feeling" has all of joy and enthusiasm of a real advertising slogan. Darn good joke, Stephen. Bravo!

Honorable mentions include Ed Davis funny fictional response by Toyota's president claiming that his company has "The pedal to the metal" trying to fix the problem. A funny image in my mind, Ed. Great entry.

Blogdog smarted reminded us here, that for Toyota, GPS means "go past stopsigns". Good one Blogdog.

And Don L had his hand firmly on comedy schtick when he joked about his personal feelings about Toyota jokes. "Stop it!(if you can). And his second entry of "But officer, I'm bringing it back .....right.... now....the reeecccaaallll.....!" was also great.

Great fun folks. Thanks for sharing a few good laughs here. We've got some very clever and funny readers here who know how to write a good joke. Get your comedy pens ready again, because a new contest, "Things The Three Stooges Would Never Say Contest" will be coming up.