Hey kids, it's time to have a little fun at the expense of Toyota here. As you know they're having a few problems recently. And the late night comics and others are only piling on. So add your favorite Toyota laughs here. C'mon make some good ones up.
Here's a few jokes to get you started....
More Toyota owners would stop in to get their cars fixed, if only they could. If only they could.
They call them "Toyota" because it sure sounds better than "Revenge For Hiroshima"
Toyotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
The Toyota navigation lady: "Though I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no...."
Toyota: Moving Ahead. Never Stopping. Ever.
Winners will be announced this Friday.
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Sudden Acceleration - Oh wh... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 28, 2010 8:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sudden Acceleration - Oh what a feeling
0 to 60 Whether you want to or not
Competing against the government sucks
1. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 28, 2010 8:02 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 28, 2010 20:02
2. Posted by Joshua | February 28, 2010 11:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I liked the jokes. The idea behind this post is innovative. Keep blogging!!
This is Joshua from Israeli Uncensored News
2. Posted by Joshua | February 28, 2010 11:25 PM |
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Posted on February 28, 2010 23:25
3. Posted by BlogDog | March 1, 2010 1:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
All Toyotas come with factory GPS. Of course in this case it means Go Past Stopsigns.
3. Posted by BlogDog | March 1, 2010 1:16 AM |
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Posted on March 1, 2010 01:16
4. Posted by roger k | March 1, 2010 2:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
TOYOTA! We are driven! We will stop at nothing....literally.
4. Posted by roger k | March 1, 2010 2:41 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 1, 2010 14:41
5. Posted by Speller | March 2, 2010 11:37 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Toyota:
Buy us for the overall superiority of Japanese engineering.
Joke about us when the American engineered parts installed in our superior cars fail to work properly.
5. Posted by Speller | March 2, 2010 11:37 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 2, 2010 11:37
6. Posted by Rick13 | March 2, 2010 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What do you call a Toyota with a sticky gas pedal and no brakes...?
The all new 2011 Camary!
6. Posted by Rick13 | March 2, 2010 1:08 PM |
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Posted on March 2, 2010 13:08
7. Posted by Tim | March 2, 2010 9:36 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
How do you choose between GM and Toyota? One doesn't know where it's going and the other doesn't know when to stop.
7. Posted by Tim | March 2, 2010 9:36 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 2, 2010 21:36
8. Posted by Don L | March 3, 2010 5:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As far as my personal feelings go about these Toyota jokes. STOP IT! (if you can)
8. Posted by Don L | March 3, 2010 5:35 AM |
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Posted on March 3, 2010 05:35
9. Posted by Don L | March 3, 2010 5:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But, officer I'm bringing it back....right... now...for... the reeecccaaaalllll......!
9. Posted by Don L | March 3, 2010 5:38 AM |
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Posted on March 3, 2010 05:38
10. Posted by ed davis | March 4, 2010 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
This just in: In response to criticism that Toyota has been slow to respond to accelerator problems, Toyota spokesperson Notopo Miyamoto said: "We've got our pedal to the metal."
When asked if he has a pretty girlfriend, his reply was: "No. But she's got a butthole."
10. Posted by ed davis | March 4, 2010 3:35 PM |
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Posted on March 4, 2010 15:35
11. Posted by Ed S. | March 12, 2010 9:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I hear Toyota is going to stop making automobiles and start making passenger planes, the only thing is all the flights will be non-stop.
11. Posted by Ed S. | March 12, 2010 9:44 PM |
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Posted on March 12, 2010 21:44