Please, for the love of everything holy, avoid dressing your pet up like these outrageous examples here. These costumes border on serious animal abuse. I'm not kidding!

You might think that dressing your little dog as a sexy schoolgirl is cute. Its not. It's just plain creepy! And your dog in that position is even worse! Much worse!

And everyone knows how comical international terrorism always is. Sort of like the ultimate prank? Lots of laughs, heh? Dressing your little cat up as a suicide bomber is great for laughs right? Sick!

Sure your cat might look like a small version of a jungle cat. But, spending hours painting your cat is just way out there. Believe me!

Lots of folks might think that their pets look like Yoda or other STAR WARS characters. But just trust me and resist this urge. Even if your dog has a Chevrolet face like Darth Vader. Please!

This Barack Dogbama costume sure didn't require much work. That really shows! The Nancy Pelosi deer caught in the headlights costume is real easy too!