The Worst Kid's Halloween Costumes Ever (Wizbang Pop!)

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The Worst Kid's Halloween Costumes Ever

Published: October 30, 2009 - 4:47 PM

Hey you good parents out there, you may think it's a real cute idea to dress up your little tyke as young Hitler for Halloween. But, please resist this urge. There are far safer costumes to go with than dressing your little guy as the mastermind of the Holocaust.

While you're at it, you parents might want to avoid dressing your little guy up as the leather guy from the Village People. Your little guy might enjoy all the trappings of Gay S&M sex and black leather. But for Heaven's sake, look for something else. Please.

You parents might also wish to avoid dressing your kid up like a toilet as well. It's not a cool look, believe me.

I know that some sick folks might find humor in those missing milk carton kids. But even worse is dressing up your kid like a missing child. Real funny, heh?

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Comments (4)

Something you and I can com... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Chad | October 30, 2009 11:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Chad:

Something you and I can completely agree on. Finally.

1. Posted by Chad | October 30, 2009 11:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 30, 2009 23:41

Hilarious! Those were grea... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Carl | October 31, 2009 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Carl:

Hilarious! Those were great, thanks for posting them.

2. Posted by Carl | October 31, 2009 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2009 12:50

Okay, I actually like three... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rich Fader | October 31, 2009 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Rich Fader:

Okay, I actually like three of those, the toilet, the milk carton guy and Baby Adolf (I bet that kid does tantrums that would intimidate Bruno Ganz). I'm not saying they're not perverse, I'm just saying that perverse and funny are not mutually exclusive. On the other hand, that somebody made a cheap, cheesy Glenn Hughes costume is just so wrong.

3. Posted by Rich Fader | October 31, 2009 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2009 15:15

And now that poor kid in th... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Will Johnston | November 3, 2009 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Will Johnston:

And now that poor kid in the Hitler costume can never be President.

4. Posted by Will Johnston | November 3, 2009 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2009 13:59