Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier has chosen one hot bad boy to rep his incredibly 5 minutes ago T-shirt line. The lucky loser is the reluctantly famous Jon Gosselin. Incidentally, the reluctance is mine. Nothing sells middle age alternative sportswear like a long distant daddy. And this daddy even comes with a trashy side kick.

Gosselin is in St. Tropez with his new young girlfriend Hailey Glassman, who radaronline says Jon is trying to get a business deal. Whatever that means. Later in the day the two joined Christian Audigier on his yacht to discuss wearing cotton T-Shirts for money.