
Over the weekend Vince Shlomi, the charismatic shouting head in the ShamWow ads, was arrested Feb. 7 on felony battery charges for allegedly punching a stripper. Oh yes.
Police reports say Shlomi met 26-year-old prostitute Lenea Harris at a Miami nightclub, and subsequently brought her back to his room at Setai Hotel. Shlomi allegedly paid Harris $1,000 for "straight sex." Shlomi told police "that he kissed [Harris] when all of a sudden [Harris] bit his tongue and would not let go," according to the report.
Now TMZ has photos of the woman's injuries and they're pretty extensive. I put them in the cut if you're interested in seeing them.

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Looks like they were made f... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Old Coot | April 1, 2009 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Looks like they were made for each other; go figure.
1. Posted by Old Coot | April 1, 2009 5:27 PM |
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Posted on April 1, 2009 17:27
2. Posted by Chad | April 3, 2009 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reminds me of the bad old joke....how do you tell the hooker to let go of your tongue? Never mind, he already told her twice.
2. Posted by Chad | April 3, 2009 10:38 AM |
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Posted on April 3, 2009 10:38
3. Posted by Imhotep | April 4, 2009 12:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vince is putting the "Slap" in Slap-Chop!!
3. Posted by Imhotep | April 4, 2009 12:29 AM |
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Posted on April 4, 2009 00:29