I realize that as far as scandals go this isn't exactly 'Brad and Angie hooking up on set' but it's Monday and we should pace ourselves.

According to The Daily Mail it's Robin Gibb who did the deed. The Bee Gee, 59, has fathered a child with his live-in housekeeper, who is half his age. His wife Dwina is said to be infuriated by the birth even though the couple have an open relationship.

She has apparently thrown the housekeeper, Claire Yang, 33, out of the Gibbs' 12th century Oxfordshire mansion.

Friends say that Dwina, a bisexual former druid priestess, had previously given her blessing to her husband's eight-year affair with Miss Yang but now feels 'betrayed'.

Gibb, 59, has put Miss Yang and her baby daughter Snow Robin in a plush converted barn five miles away where he is a regular visitor, and is said to be paying for a nanny.

The baby was born at the private Portland Hospital in London on November 4.