Someone has actually convinved Paris Hilton to try selling her staged pity poses for a rebirth of stardum. Not buying it.

The 'article' at HeraldSun.com.au claims:

Paris Hilton has lost a camera filled with hundreds of personal photographs taken during her controversial Australian visit.

And the finder may be hawking the private happy snaps to the highest bidder. Hilton misplaced the camera at the Bongo Virus party at Trademark nightclub in Sydney on New Year's Eve.

Now who could possibly benefit from that article? Exactly.