Sarah Larson has no ax to grind against ex-paramour George Clooney. "George is a great guy, a wonderful person," Sarah tells Hello! magazine of the man she dated for nearly a year. "I don't regret spending time with him. We still remain friends and have kept in touch. In fact, we spoke over the phone a couple of days ago."

If Sarah sounds surprisingly charitable for someone so recently curb-kicked, it might have something to do with her status upgrade from Vegas cocktail waitress to the face of an upcoming Christian Audigier campaign, with other modeling gigs still being negotiated.

"I make good money," she tells the magazine. "I have a house. I have all the things I've always wanted. I'm in a good place." And she got it all without having to do any hard work or possess any discernable talent. Unless good posture can be considered a talent.