If you don't know who Spencer Pratt is by now there is just no saving your soul. The tool extraordinaire has advised his myspace readers on everything from scoring with the ladies to growing a flesh beard. And now he schools you on mixing pleasure with politics.

Reader: YO SPENCER! My friends and I never spent much time talking about politics before this election. They're all liberal, and, since we hadn't really discussed it, they assume that I am too. I'm not--I'm a Republican. I've let them think I'm a Democrat for so long, it feels weird to correct them now. Should I say something?

Spencer: If you want relationships with your friends to stay normal, be cautious about talking religion or politics. I don't ever get into that shit with people--fuck that. I'll talk about sports or movies. Keep it to yourself or you're gonna piss off everyone. If you really strongly believe these points and they don't accept you, then maybe you're not supposed to be friends. Join up your local young Republican club, 'cause your clique ain't your clique.