If you're unfamiliar with the MTV reality duo of Spencer and Hiedi I beseech you... move on! Do not read further. Your life is already a whopping 10% better than my own.

Just yesterday the couple was seen strolling through West Hollywood with Heidi wearing a 'I Just Want More Privacy' T-Shirt. The pain inside me comes from knowing that they themselves called the very photogs following them. Now word has it the duo nicknamed Spiedi are planning to have their wedding aired on tv. Presumably followed by very scripted and choreographed honeymoon love making. I'm gonna be sick.