• Madonna's final adoption hearing is April 22nd. Hell by now Angie would have two more. [here]

• Mischa Barton got probation for her DUI. Which is only fair. She is famous. [here]

• OK Magazine reports Jen Aniston and Orlando Bloom were 'like heat seeking missles' at a recent event. Which, frankly, is nasty to hear about anyone. [here]

And for the weeked:

• Of the new movies opening this weekend your best bet is Smart People. Full release list here.

• Comedy Central's 'Night of Too Many Stars' to benefit Autism is this Sunday, April 13th, 8:00PM EST on Comedy Central. More detail.

• And don't forget it's kitten season so show your love by saving a furry critter today! [Petfinder]