Paris Hilton tells reporters she's an inspiration to girls. Which I agree with.... Frankly, that's the problem. [here]

Madonna comments on American Idol saying, "I came up the hard way." damn... that's what he said. [here]

Rikki Rockett, the drummer from Poison, was arrested at LAX on 'strong arm rape' charges. That link writes itself. [here]

A newly single Hulk Hogan is dating someone who looks exactly like his daughter Brook. Who didn't see that Greek tragedy in the making. [here]

Remember that swan? She went crawling back to the paddleboat. [here]