Counting Crows front man Adam Duritz has us playing the world's smallest violin. The dreadlocked rocker, who dated both Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston during their "Friends" heyday, moans that being linked to scores of beautiful girls hurt his reputation. "It's always set up as 'How does that fat f- get all these women?' he whines to Rolling Stone, blaming his portly stature on psychiatric medication. Ok, but you still didn't answer the question.
