Oh. My. God.
I didn't know whether to cringe or laugh out loud at this, so I did a little bit of both at the same time.
I present to you the first trailer for the new Anna Nicole Smith biopic starring Willa Ford:
That thing looks so bad that I don't think there's any kind of biting, sarcastic commentary I can add to it that can accurately portray the crappiness. Is it the soft porn music in the background? Ford's soft, breathy attempt at what I guess is supposed to be a "Southern" accent? Christ... I'm just gonna give up now. That video speaks for itself.
I get the feeling that this movie will win the title of "Worst Movie EVER" pretty much as soon as it's released.

Comments (2)
Then crappiness fits the ba... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Mitchell | March 5, 2008 9:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Then crappiness fits the background here; perfect. . .
1. Posted by Mitchell | March 5, 2008 9:25 PM |
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Posted on March 5, 2008 21:25
2. Posted by langtry | March 6, 2008 9:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Good Lord! Willa Ford has the voice down perfectly, and that's a complimentary as I can be about the whole thing.
As for "The most anticipated motion picture of the year.": pray tell, by Whom????
2. Posted by langtry | March 6, 2008 9:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 6, 2008 09:44