Anyone who knows me knows I don't dig reality tv, but I love me some 'Family Jewels'. They're like the Osbournes without all the sass mouth.

A&E network has announced the third seasons of "Gene Simmons Family Jewels", which continues to follow the KISS bassist/vocalist and his family in their daily lives, will premiere with back-to-back episodes on Tuesday, March 11 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT.

According to Reality TV World, third-season episodes will include fans finding out if the 4,800 women Simmons claims to have slept with all occurred before his relationship with Shannon Tweed began in 1983; a Gene Simmons Roast in which he gets verbally assaulted by friends and comedians; the first-ever KISS concert where the band performs as a trio; a behind-the-scenes look at Simmons' role on NBC's "The Celebrity Apprentice" before he was fired by Donald Trump; and various family trips to both Hawaii and Mexico.