Reality retards, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, are making ANOTHER video. And Spencer claims the new video will both 'blow your mind' and 'be a lot like the last one'. Now how is that possible? [here]

Cher has commited to a 3 year/200 show contract at Caesars Palace, Vegas. I believe that will put her at 244 farewell shows by the year 2011. [here]

Nicole Kidman will play Valerie Plame in an upcoming film about the journalists life. [here]

Us mag says Britney married Adnan back on Jan 9th while in Mexico. Oh, and that Brits mom slept with Adnan. Oh, and they're all moving into a solid gold trailer park. [here]

CNN says benefit concerts are to become a thing of the past. But they'll still make Christmas songs about poor kids eating flies, right? [here]

British DJ extraordinaire, Mark Ronson, became a US citizen this week expressly so he can vote in this years election. That's how important this election is. Foreign hipster DJ's are voting. [here]