TMZ says UCLA docs have marked Brit as 'Greatly Disabled' and say she may be a candidate fo involuntary commitment. If ever there was one, right? [here]

Realestalker.com has a tip that Brit bought a house in Hemosa Beach, Ca.. Our hearts and prayers go out to the good people of Hermosa Beach. We will never forget. [here]

National Enquirer claims a meth binge was what kept Britney up for 24 hours before her psych hold at UCLA. It's unlikely, but so is vampirism and I wont rule that out. [here]

The Daily Mail has news on Brits Popozao-luvah, Adnan, and it's a Falcon Crest of a story. Married to two women? Being Deported? Can you stand it...? [here]

People.com is keeping an eye on the kids. They're safe(r) at home with their father, Kevin Federline. God damn that's sad. [here]