NBC Entertainment Co-Chief Ben Silverman, bitching about the Golden Globes being canceled, reportedly said about the writer's strike to Ryan Seacrest, "Sadly, it feels like the nerdiest, ugliest, meanest kids in the high school are trying to cancel the prom. But NBC wants to try to keep that prom alive."

Indubitably. Should anyone find a writer with his head in a flushing toilet... you know where to look for suspects. Silverman later added, 'I love the prom so much I want to take it out behind the school and get it pregnant.'