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The claims are flying that Britney is Bi-Polar. Although I believe the technical term is Bat Shit Bi-Polar. [People]

Cedars Celebrity Sinai Medical Center is feeling the heat for allowing Dr Phil access to Brit when he wasn't invited. I feel the same way when I see him on my TV. [tmz]

More with Dr. Phil... It's no wonder Britneys life is in the state it is. Her parents are taping an on air intervention on the faux Dr.'s show today, Monday, to air Tuesday. [dotmusic]

Buzz is Brit snuck out of her house last night to run off with her man of the minute, pappo Adnan Ghalib. Whatever. [DM]

And Page Six has a list of pills and more that Brit downed just before this whole mess started. It's quite a list. Including something called a 'Purple monster' which is a mix of vodka, NyQuil and Red Bull. Delicious. [P6]