First the Britney crap:

Britney on 72-Hour Mental Lockdown [people]

The Britney time line. It's like history only insane. [Us]

Britney Hysterical in ambulance. Aren't most people? [Us]

Hospital workers wont sit with Britney. The lack of people gawking must be confusing. [Us]

And now for something you'll really like:

Matthew Fox talks about Lost S4. I smell all talk, no action. [EW]

Leno violates rules of writers strike. Is it the whole 'not funny' thing again? [apnews]

Lohan caught on tape swigging a bottle of bubbly. Step up your game dear. Step. It. Up. [TMZ]

Amy Fisher teaches these whipper snatchers how the old girl can still whore it out. [nydn]

Kely Osbourne credit Paris for her first alcohol poisoning. And Paris is proud. [r&m]

Martina Hingis brings coke and corruption to the last noble sport. Unless you consider golf a sport. Yea, no... tennis was the last. [wpvi]