So it seems Britney isn't worried about the affect all this chaos will have on her kids b/c they're just too young to even know what's going. In her defense they are the product of some pretty shallow gene pools but I imagine they're smart enough to know mommy's never around.

She reportedly told pals: 'I know they're fine. They are too young to understand what's going on.'

And regarding those reports that Brit is on suicide watch? According to a source 'This notion of suicide is ridiculous. Brit isn't thinking along those lines.' They claim Britney's motto is 'If I harm myself, Kevin wins.'

That's a fine reason to live. How about if I harm myself my kids lose?