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Britney Tries To F a gay man... Turns out like everything else she does

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Britney's assistant hand-picked Mike and a group of male pals to go to her hotel for drinks by the pool.

Mike explained: "Britney was drinking Mojitos and she'd been drinking some Jack Daniel's

"Suddenly she shocked everyone by just stripping out of her top.

"She went into the pool topless - her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses."

Mike says he kissed Britney after her assistant told him the singer wanted to "make out" with him.

He said: "She straddled me and put her legs around me.

"When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up.

"Britney had more drinks - she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.

"Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect.
"She is a great kisser - I'd actually say a phenomenal kisser."

Mike was invited back to Britney's suite once the party was over at 4am.
He said: "I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on.

"She was looking like she was ready - and I wanted to finalise it."

He was planning to spend the rest of the night in her bed -- until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned from all the booze he had downed.

Britney's bodyguards stepped in and ordered Mike to take his mate home.

Mike added: "In the end we had to say our goodbyes."


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until one of his frie... (Below threshold)
Kelly:

until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned

That "friends" name wouldn't be Johnson (wood) would it? TE-HEE ;-)


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