I'm am so doing you a favor here. That interview was dullsville. Hearing Paris read from her own 'deep thoughts' was very uncomforatble. Her own philosophical look at life. It's feels wrong. At one point she said "Don't serve the time; let the time serve you". That lesson has Matthew Perry and Lifetime Movie written all over it. Full Video Here.

Some of what you missed:

On how she is doing: "I have a new outlook on life."

On what she's going to do next: "I'm just going to follow all the laws."

On thinking she had a license: "I never would've driven on a suspended license. I get followed by paparazzi all day. Why would I have the audacity to do that?"

On what she doesn't like about herself: "When I get nervous my voice gets real high. I don't like that. I want to stop that."

And when asked three times if she has ever used or been addicted to drugs, she replied flatly, "No." However, we all know better.