This time tomorrow we'll be discussing how Sanjaya passed again and American Idol is no longer a fair measure of an artist. At the same time I'll start questioning if the Pasta Express has really cut down the time it takes to make pasta.

And the judges said...

• Randy said, "You're one of the smartest contestants I've ever met. That was actually really good! It was!"

• Paula said, "Yeah! Pretty good pitch. Smooth. Nice. It was very, very nice."

• Simon said, "I couldn't understand a word of it. You sang like a 14-year-old and I'm going to hate myself for this. It wasn't horrible!"

Thanks JJ