Someone better cut this shit out! (no pun intended) It wont be long and I'll actually... whatever the opposite of 'hate this guy' is.

In celeb photographer Steven Klein's latest exhibit at the National Portrait Gallery, Kevin Federline gets his throat slashed! 'It wasn't a big deal for Federline to appear like this", says Klein nonchalantly. "It's like a classical painting. The slash, the make-up, is a mask that reveals who the person is. For me, the break in the skin shows that all portraits are lies. To see through the skin is to see someone's reality."

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