This story is so fun I just had to report it... even if it does sound like a story line from South Park.

VICTORIA Beckham is reportedly set to star in Tom Cruise's new Scientology film.The ex-Spice Girl has apparently been lined up to play an alien bride in The Thetan - based on the religion, which believes in alien life forms.
Victoria is said to be "thrilled" about getting her big Hollywood break. A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Victoria is really hoping to make a go of it in Hollywood. "This could be the perfect start for her, with good pal Tom Cruise in charge."
The 32-year-old will play the bride of an alien leader called a thetan, which Scientologists claim is an immortal spiritual being, present in all humans.
Cruise - who is bankrolling the project himself after it was rejected by all the major film studios - is said to have picked Victoria for the role after being impressed by her "comic genius".

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And with the fantastic, gro... (Below threshold)1. Posted by ClobberGirl | December 31, 2006 7:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And with the fantastic, ground-breaking alien scenes she laid down in Spice World, she definitely has the experience for the role. *sarcasm*
1. Posted by ClobberGirl | December 31, 2006 7:25 PM |
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Posted on December 31, 2006 19:25
2. Posted by UnratedShirts.com | January 15, 2007 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think Tom's alien buddies are going to be pissed when they see him in War of the Worlds!
I also think Posh would have a better chance at an entertainment career by bringing back the Spice Girls
2. Posted by UnratedShirts.com | January 15, 2007 9:38 AM |
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Posted on January 15, 2007 09:38
3. Posted by TomJ | January 15, 2007 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What a wonderful way to watch Tom Cruise loss a few million by making his own movie about something only the Hollywood types would care about. As Bugs would say ... What a maroon!!
3. Posted by TomJ | January 15, 2007 1:11 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2007 13:11