* A portion of Tom's Vows read: " Girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat." - And in Katies case, an active imagination.

* The 20-minute ceremony ended with "a never-ending kiss" that prompted some of the guests to shout "stop, stop!" Giorgio Armani said. - That joke just writes itself.

* Senior Scientologist David Miscavige, Tom's Best Man, is accompanying the couple on their honeymoon. - Note to Katie... Do not leave your Champaign glass unattended.