Just two weeks into his forced retirement Pagesix is reporting that Kfed is running around fleecing the clubs around NYC for the bare essentials. Booze and Tupperware. I'd be a lot more stern on the man if it weren't for the fact that my unsuspecting neighbor has been supplying me with wireless internet for months now.

He and his entourage of eight wannabe rappers showed up at downtown burlesque joint Corio for a comped dinner that would have cost him $1,200, a source tells us. An eyewitness at the next table reports, "He just kept ordering more and more food and then asked for it to be put in containers so he could take the food out to the clubs with him. Then he started putting napkins in the tops of the tequila and vodka bottles and stuck them under his coat trying to sneak the liquor out with him. It was really unbelievable to watch. The guy obviously has enough money to buy a bottle of liquor on his own without trying to sneak it under his coat."