Ladies and gentlemen, there is an alleged Scarlett Johansson blowjob audio + partial videotape out there. I never thought I'd see the day. The people from this website have a copy of it and are looking to sell it. Here's some of the info:
It all started when I was walking near the sound tent and my buddy waived me over, smiling and chuckling to himself. He handed me a pair of headphones and informed me that (the actresses) mic was still on ... she gets into a vehicle and shares some sweet talk with a guy. I thought she had a boyfriend, but I don't recognize this guy's voice ... There is some rustling, then the vehicle door opens ... She reclines the seat and gets back in. Skip ahead, here is some more sweet talk, then some more rustling, then they start kissing and so forth ... THEN, for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds, she gives him the sexiest blow job I have ever heard capped off by the words "Yeah, cum".
Now the site won't release who the sex tape is of to the general public until they speak to a lawyer. The general consensus was that the tape was of Hollywood Hoebag Lindsay Lohan for obvious reasons.. who else would be skanky enough to do something like this? Then the website posted a few hints for those that had more curiosity. The first hint was that the actress is currently shooting a movie (Scarlett). The second hint is that the actress has a VERY distinctive deep voice (Scarlett). The last hint was a bright red letter A (Ever read The Scarlet Letter?).
