For real this time...

In Pirates of the Caribbean news, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is set to play Dad to Captain Jack Sparrow in the next sequel, Johnny Depp told reporters on Tuesday. "We're all looking forward to the idea of Keith doing a cameo," said Depp, who modeled his swashbuckler's body language and mannerisms on the musician's. "[It's never] definite until the guy steps on the set and the camera is rolling, but it's looking very, very good." Unless, quips costar Orlando Bloom, "[Richards] doesn't kill himself falling out of coconut trees." I suddenly like Orlando Bloom.

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