We're back with our occasions fix of Britney fashion disasters and public faux pas.

Now most people carry their babies head up, but not "country" Britney. Above she's seen carrying baby Sean Preston upside down - notice that legs and diaper are where the head is supposed to be.

Someone is trying to fit a maternity body into a skinny girl bikini, and girlfriend it ain't working... And what's with the zinc splotch on the baby's forehead?
Anyway those are only warm-ups to our new favorite...

Britney The Hut!

Comments (22)
why cant people just leave ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by monika | June 18, 2006 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
why cant people just leave her alone give her space she is a human humans make mistakes
1. Posted by monika | June 18, 2006 11:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 18, 2006 11:09
2. Posted by Anonymous | June 18, 2006 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Idiots that you are, you forgot to say that her face is right where her sons face is. MANY people carry their children that way.
I bet you printed out that photo of her for your own personal use, later on......wink wink.
She's pregnant, you want her to be thin as a rail? Then you'd print how she is too thin and it's not good for the baby.
Give her a break already. Think about if this was your family member and someone else was dissing them constantly!!!
2. Posted by Anonymous | June 18, 2006 12:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 18, 2006 12:12
3. Posted by Beverley Roper | June 18, 2006 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Britney Spears is a first time Mom, and all of us mothers know that the first born child is the one you LEARN everything from... Give her a break! She has already said that she just wants some respect and a little privacy... If not for her, do it for her son. I think you need to lay off her and pick on someone who REALLY is doing not so great things... Namely, R.Kelly, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jackson...these three were involved in some pretty bad stuff... All Britney is doing is trying, and you can't knock a person for that! Keep your head up Britney, not all of us thinks this way about you...
3. Posted by Beverley Roper | June 18, 2006 12:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 18, 2006 12:28
4. Posted by LIV | June 18, 2006 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
you guys are really horrible..what is with everyone that they keep on bitching about brit!!!
it seems she can only do wrong..give her a break,cant you see she is hurting terribly inside,being honest i dont think her husband is any good;you all are obsessed with BRITNEY!
4. Posted by LIV | June 18, 2006 12:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 18, 2006 12:31
5. Posted by don surber | June 18, 2006 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Daily Mirror made a BFD outa this because she was in the sun. Sheesh. A preganant mom plays with her toddler on the beach. Eat me
5. Posted by don surber | June 18, 2006 1:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 18, 2006 13:00
6. Posted by Craig | June 18, 2006 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Poor thing. I'm a huge fan of Britney Spears, and it kills me to see her portrayed so negatively in the 'press'. Chin up, Brit. There are millions of people like me who want only happiness and success for you. I have faith that you'll prove everyone wrong in the end--I see a HUGE comeback for you!
Hang in there...
6. Posted by Craig | June 18, 2006 1:13 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 18, 2006 13:13
7. Posted by Dameon | June 18, 2006 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Haven't you ever been flipped around or played with as a baby/child? Gosh! I guess this means you had no life and your parents hated you if your bashing a mother for having fun with her baby.
I hate stupid newspaper and papparazzos like you who want to make a buck out of bashing britney. In case you haven't noticed, most of us are on her side and you're all just looking like little snooty retards who are going after an innocent mother and her baby: WHEN THEy"RE TRYING TO HAVE FUN!!
I bet you retards crowd her in the bathroom and stuff too just to spot the first mistake she makes. "Oh no! Britney changes diaper in wrong order! she skips step two!"
or
"Britney Is such a suckish mother! She is feeding him bananas instead of peas!!"
gosh...u frikkn retards. Get a life and give her some privacy.
I'm not a fan, but I officially hate the tabloids and people like you now.
7. Posted by Dameon | June 18, 2006 1:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 18, 2006 13:26
8. Posted by xiaoecho | June 18, 2006 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All you "Give Brit a break" types want to get the stars out of your "country" eyes. It was 106 degrees on that beach - do you see how RED SPF is?? that is child neglect if not abuse. Since when is it "country" to change your baby's diaper on the FLOOR at Victorias Secret while diners are trying to enjoy a meal(child neglect again - responsible mothers change their babies in hygenic surroundings not on the floor of a busy resaurant) Not to mention she handed the dirty pooper to the cashier - who sensibly declined to take it
8. Posted by xiaoecho | June 18, 2006 1:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 18, 2006 13:47
9. Posted by dg | June 18, 2006 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've been wondering where Brit's Mom has been... then I realized, she's hiding!!! She must be mortified to see her beautiful, pregnant daughter, traveling the countryside looking like a hoochie-mama. I for one can't believe that Mom hasn't been giving her 'clothing' advice and she's probably given up at this point. Hey, Brit... those hooters aren't attractive, cover them up!!!
9. Posted by dg | June 18, 2006 1:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 18, 2006 13:55
10. Posted by Lori Canas | June 18, 2006 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO COMMENT ON BRITTNEY SPEARS' WEIGHT? MY ASSUMPTION IS THAT YOU ARE AN IGONRANT HUMAN BEING OF THE MALE SPECIES. AND, IF YOU AREN'T A MAN THEN YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE FEMALE RACE!!! AND, AS FOR HOLDING HER BABY UPSIDE DOWN, SHE ISN'T HOLDING THAT BABY UPSIDE DOWN, OTHERWISE THE BABY'S HEAD WOULD BE ON HER BELLY. SHE IS SHOWING THAT BABY LOVE AND A LITTLE FUN. WHY DON'T YOU CHECK WITH OTHER MOTHERS AND SEE IF THEY HAVEN'T HELD THEIR CHILDREN IN THAT MANNER WHILE PLAYING.
LORI CANAS
10. Posted by Lori Canas | June 18, 2006 3:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 18, 2006 15:27
11. Posted by Amanda | June 18, 2006 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think that its bullshit how everyone is talking about Brit. You can honestly see the love she has for her child in this picture and at least she is not afriad to flaunt her stomache.. i think she looks great.By showing her stomache this only means she is happy about her little life growing inside her and that she is comfortable with herself. I say you go girl!!
11. Posted by Amanda | June 18, 2006 6:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 18, 2006 18:39
12. Posted by anna | June 18, 2006 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
omg i totally agree wit use britney is doin wel me thinks i dont see why they seem to pick on britney she isnt a bad mother thats wat i think im like her number one fan!!! i love britney so much even though she looks different she will always be in my book. love u brit
12. Posted by anna | June 18, 2006 7:08 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 18, 2006 19:08
13. Posted by susan | June 18, 2006 9:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I guess count me as a rotten mom too. Played with my kids all the time like that..upside down, face to face, on my shoulders peeking over my head, around my face, on my tummy, nose to nose...geez! Someone who doesn't play with their baby like that is missing out on so much! and so is the baby!
13. Posted by susan | June 18, 2006 9:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 18, 2006 21:11
14. Posted by ronnie | June 18, 2006 10:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
please stop being so picky. she is a sweet girl, and you are all going to get bad karma if you don't knock it off!
14. Posted by ronnie | June 18, 2006 10:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 18, 2006 22:28
15. Posted by xiaoecho | June 18, 2006 10:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ooogh...what shall I do?..I'm going to get bad karma because a 'sweet girl' is NEGLECTING HER CHILD
15. Posted by xiaoecho | June 18, 2006 10:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 18, 2006 22:40
16. Posted by El-ahrairah | June 19, 2006 12:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Um, maybe I'm just a dirty old rabbit (man), but I think she looks rather sexy in a bikini. If she's breaking up with K-Fed as all the tabloids claim, he's more than an idiot, he's gay.
16. Posted by El-ahrairah | June 19, 2006 12:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 19, 2006 00:25
17. Posted by Erin | June 19, 2006 2:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just want to say I feel everyone is trying to make Britney look bad...I mean she is PREGNANT...she obviously was very sexy and will be again I'm sure once she's a mommy to her 2nd child. People have to talk bad about others to make themselves feel better. I feel sorry for them! Britney is young and beautiful and she is so successful that people just can't handle it that all she wants now is to be happy with her family she has created and she just wants some respect. I can't wait for her next album!!
17. Posted by Erin | June 19, 2006 2:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 19, 2006 14:28
18. Posted by Kbaby | June 19, 2006 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My only question when I see Sean P out in the sun is is he wearing sunblock?
His little legs look awfully red in some of the pics I've seen.
18. Posted by Kbaby | June 19, 2006 3:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 19, 2006 15:43
19. Posted by MunDane | June 19, 2006 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Since when is it "country" to change your baby's diaper on the FLOOR at Victorias Secret while diners are trying to enjoy a meal(child neglect again - responsible mothers change their babies in hygenic surroundings not on the floor of a busy resaurant)
Wow...I didn't know that Victoria's Secret was a "resaurant".
"The mind wobbles", to quote Kelly Bundy.
19. Posted by MunDane | June 19, 2006 3:46 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 19, 2006 15:46
20. Posted by xiaoecho | June 19, 2006 4:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane,
You are so right and I got it so wrong. It was in early March that Brit changed SPF's diaper in a restaurant, and it was on the table so that makes it all right. She fucks up so often that they all just run into one big "country" gal
P.S. What's a resaurant?
20. Posted by xiaoecho | June 19, 2006 4:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 19, 2006 16:42
21. Posted by Debby | June 19, 2006 7:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I suspect she wasn't lying about cleaning the house.... did you get a look at those nasty fingernails, hair and clothes during her interview? It's obvious to me she had been up cleaning all day AND night. Yee gads!!!
21. Posted by Debby | June 19, 2006 7:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 19, 2006 19:39
22. Posted by Manimal | June 21, 2006 10:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She's a man, baby! Britney is as big as a house, dumber than dirt, and married to K-fag, the lamest, wanna' be, rapper-lite poser to ever knock up a fat white woman.
Britney should divorce K-fag's sorry ass, give her kids up for adoption, before she kills or maims them, have a tubal ligation, hire a small army of personal trainers, lose 100 pounds, release, promote, and tour for a greatest hits CD, pay off her debt, retire, and change her name.
But, she won't. And, like watching a train wreck, I will be forced to endure this bitch's infinite capacity for drama, ...
22. Posted by Manimal | June 21, 2006 10:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 21, 2006 22:42