From Daily Mirror:

AFTER just 20 stormy months of marriage, Britney Spears has finally had enough of her loser husband Kevin Federline.

For weeks they've been leading separate lives. Now their relationship is so strained that Britney - who is pregnant with their second child - has banished 28-year-old Federline to a self-contained "bachelor" flat in the basement of their Californian mansion.

Britney saw red after returning from New York this week to find her layabout hubby lounging around, drinking and smoking dope.

The 24-year-old pop star is said to hate seeing Kev's slacker mates near their eight-monthold son, Sean Preston, and has now decided she doesn't want him around her either.

Am I a prophet, or just experienced? Only time will bear this out.

Gotta go work on my abs.