he is one sad, sad, pathetic fellow... and the "motorbike boogie" does nothing to neutralize his teeming gay-ness (what is he trying to do??!! revving the motorbike handle and doing a silly head whipping motion is NOT cool...)

Are you kidding me? This was the SICKEST DANCE EVER! I'm sure Mr. Cruise didn't actually do that dance thinking it would make him "hip," or that it would make the black audience accept him as one of their own upon seeing his "street knowledge" and his ability to do mob like the boys in the hood. He's a grown man- he knows he's white and grew up in a privileged neighborhood and can't trick everyone into believing he's actually black too by doing a little dance. He was just having a little fun, hot damn.