
Just look at how many monologue lines are in this one AP story at CNN.com, going on, yet again, about his new movie, his relationship with...um...oh, it starts with a K, I think, how he's okay with his sexuality, hyping his movie, and talking about how his movie is coming out:
"First the baby, then the film," he was quoted as saying. "Then, in summer, we want to get married. I won't let this woman get away."
I guess that's what the shackles on her arms and legs are for. ALL HAIL XENU!!!
UPDATE: Right, and Tom and Katie are getting married. Almost forgot that part.
Someday. They are getting married, someday. After the movie. And the baby.
Did I mention Tom Cruise has a movie coming out?

Comments (2)
Apparently, Tom doesn't und... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Steve L. | April 4, 2006 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Apparently, Tom doesn't understand the correct order. Marry should come before Baby.
1. Posted by Steve L. | April 4, 2006 8:50 AM |
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Posted on April 4, 2006 08:50
2. Posted by Daphne Kicklighter | April 6, 2006 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wish people would stop ragging on these two. I am so glad they ignore magazines and articles that have nothing but negative things to say about them. I think they look really happy and in love and I hope their baby is healthy and happy too. I, for one, wish them all the best and hope they have a long and very happy life together. Can't you guys find someone else in the spotlight to rag on now??? move on!!! djk
2. Posted by Daphne Kicklighter | April 6, 2006 5:23 PM |
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Posted on April 6, 2006 17:23