According to Wilmer Valderrama he's had anal-sex with one of the three sexual partners he dished about on Monday's Howard Stern show. Somehow that factoid was left out of the show summary. The women in question are Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Wilmer didn't indicate which of the 3 he did the nasty with, but he did confirm Lohan's breasts are real, he took Moore's virginity, and that Love Hewitt "was an eight." Coincidentally "eight" was the number (in inches) he ascribed to his manhood.
He shall henceforth be known as 'Dirty Fez'
Howard Stern Show Summary March 27, 2006 - [HowardStern.com]
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That is disgusting...... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Sarah-Jean | March 30, 2006 3:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That is disgusting...
1. Posted by Sarah-Jean | March 30, 2006 3:03 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2006 15:03
2. Posted by Cro | March 30, 2006 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Agreed...it should have been me giving them the old back-door boogie.
2. Posted by Cro | March 30, 2006 5:27 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2006 17:27
3. Posted by G | March 30, 2006 6:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well that episode should end all further celebrity pie for him. Hmmm decision, dish dirt on a-list starlets you cornholed or keep your trap shut and continue to pilfer the beaver pond?
Fez is none too bright.
3. Posted by G | March 30, 2006 6:46 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2006 18:46
4. Posted by bryanD | March 30, 2006 7:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So Lindsay's are real! I'll have to pay attention again! (Elective surgery's such a turn-off!) And why ruin a potential fanboy post by including that lisping wigger? (Is he getting canceled, I hope? And could he not seduce that Kunis babe?) Vital stats down to shoe-size would be nice next time! p.s. You DO know Howard wears a wig, don't you? *shiver*
4. Posted by bryanD | March 30, 2006 7:23 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2006 19:23
5. Posted by Out-of-touch-apparently | March 30, 2006 9:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who is this guy?
5. Posted by Out-of-touch-apparently | March 30, 2006 9:49 PM |
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Posted on March 30, 2006 21:49
6. Posted by Tim | March 31, 2006 6:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boy he gets around. I wonder if he did Stern too?
6. Posted by Tim | March 31, 2006 6:50 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 06:50
7. Posted by Josh Cohen | March 31, 2006 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Would it be in too poor taste to speculate on exactly which of his celebrity exes took it in the pooper? Because I've got a guess.
7. Posted by Josh Cohen | March 31, 2006 11:02 AM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 11:02
8. Posted by lowmal | March 31, 2006 4:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is shocking?
They're all whores in their own little ways..
8. Posted by lowmal | March 31, 2006 4:42 PM |
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Posted on March 31, 2006 16:42
9. Posted by epador | April 5, 2006 6:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geez, and I was assuming he meant they were wearing a dildo and did him, glad you folks cleared that up for me.
9. Posted by epador | April 5, 2006 6:58 PM |
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Posted on April 5, 2006 18:58