This would go under the "I can't believe they could possibly be so stupid as to believe that we wouldn't have about 50,000 cameras and these pictures spread all over the internets within seconds of finding them so we could take some more pot-shots at KFed and his history of fidelity" category, but it wouldn't fit. So I just went with "KFed" instead.

Two more things: that's probably not Brittany Murphy, and that's probably not them returning from an afternoon of worshiping the Lord and Bible study. I could be wrong.

Update: Hollywood Rag says her name is Sandy Laktar, and she's a French actress.