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Jennifer Aniston nakes for rizzy?

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In a move approximately 10 years late, Jennifer Aniston's gonna get naked in here latest bomb movie, so says the pop-up blocker-needing The Post Chronicle

The actress reportedly bared all in the scene, in which her character Brooke attempts to win back the amorous affections of her ex-love.

Brooke reportedly takes a friend's advice and has a 'Telly Savalas' beauty treatment, which involves the waxing off of all body hair - and then parades around the apartment she shares with her ex, played by Vaughn, completely naked.

After saucily glancing into a bathroom mirror quoting Savalas' famous Kojak phrase "Who loves ya baby?", Aniston's character lets her towel drop to the floor.

Unfortunately, the 15-year-old boys who will be wanting to see this movie because, you know, there's a naked chick, will have no clue who Kojak is, what the social implications are, or just why they are looking at such an old lady naked. Anyways, here's Kojak:

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And the youths at recess using the phrase "who loves you, baby" begins in 5...4....3....


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Comments (8)

Since I'm not 15 I'm oddly ... (Below threshold)

Since I'm not 15 I'm oddly excited by the prospect...

I haven't seen fifteen for ... (Below threshold)
OCSteve:

I haven't seen fifteen for more than twice that many years - but I shall be renting this no matter how bad it is.

And what do you mean by "old lady"? OK, 10 years ago would have been better, but still...

That sounds like a fairly c... (Below threshold)
E.M.:

That sounds like a fairly cheap naked moment. What has happened to Jen? I mean, the next step down after that blind ferret movie was clearly stripping. Letting a towel fall is like announcing your retirement from figure skating. Just sort of sad.

omg..sad, don't think so. ... (Below threshold)
John:

omg..sad, don't think so. I'll be watching you can bet on it! She's on hot doll! Can't wait!

I loves ya baby...ooouuuu y... (Below threshold)
Jason:

I loves ya baby...ooouuuu yeah. Yeah I'll be at the movie theater to see that. She's hot. I'd take her any day of the week.

Since I'm 15 I'm excited. R... (Below threshold)
Matt:

Since I'm 15 I'm excited. Rachel totally naked. What a body I'd like to see. Don't care who Kojac is.

Her implants point sideways... (Below threshold)
Taz:

Her implants point sideways!?! I'm not paying $7.50 to see that.....we've got Tara Reid's ugly nipples for free all over the internet.

gag/spit

And let's never forget that... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

And let's never forget that Telly Savalas was Jennifer Aniston's godfather...

J.


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