Coldplay is breaking up. Yeah, I know, you're stunned. Sayeth Chris Martin:

"People are fed up with us - and so are we."

Exaaaaactly.

UPDATE: This is getting old. Here's the "official" story from COLDPLAY : OFFICIAL SITE:

For those of you who can't read it:

Coldplay are not quitting. There are on the road until July, when their 16 month X&Y World Tour ends. They will then continue working on new material. See the Coldplayer to find out the band's reaction to the news.

Okay. I'll just stick this one in the memory bank of break-up denials. Oh, Nick & Jessica, we miss you guys...