And unsubstantiated rumor at Contact Music claims that "Jennifer Love Hewitt credits her breasts with making her look good whatever she wears." Love Hewitt says "I just accept them as a great accessory to every outfit."

This reporter respectfully disagrees. While they are nifty and all, what truly makes one beautiful is what's on the inside. And by "inside" I mean "getting naked."

Because "showing her assets might give her a little edgier image and she might be considered for a femme fatale role." Heaven knows nobody could get an action role, let alone an Oscar without showing lots of skin. I love how, even with me hypocritically posting that pic with her ample chestness, the celebs equate cup-size with acting ability.

That said, hurry up, JLoh! Get nakes so we can start taking you seriously.