'Tis a strange thing, these two people, completely unrelated, giving us this cautionary tale. You see, to different stories from the Superficial show me that sometimes, it's just time to give it up. There are times in all of our lives that we need to realize that it's time to be satisfied with less.

This is more for you, Pamela Anderson. Sure, you're living it up at the MAC Chinese New Years party...but...I mean, come on! Perhaps it's time to...you know...downsize.

Hey, it's working for Katie Price (Jordan)! Seen in these NSFW pics, she's come to the realization that she's got a need in her life for balance. And by "balance" I mean "not having to lean over all the time 'cause of the weight." She's gonna auction off her love mumps for fun and profit:

Talking to Chris Moyles on Radio 1, she said: "I'm having them reduced because I want them a bit more pert.

"I've had them eight years now. So it's time for a new pair and I'll sell this lot on eBay."

See? And, she helping the environment, getting rid of all that nasty silicone from the ground and stuff, keeping it safely away from blind baby dolphins who might choke on it or something.