Because the internets there, eager to waste all your time, check this stuff out:

• FrenchMaid TV: See what happens when French Maids teach you to do stuff. In the latest episode, they teach us CPR. See? Educational.

• Chewy: Speaking of education, you might want to learn a new language. Now you can learn Wookie in your spare time. And don't miss his smooth hip-hop stylings with RRRRR aar GGllrrrrnnn uhnnnn! Always a crowd pleaser.

• Ben Rothelsomething on G4: What happens when you take a site with pictures of a drunk football star and you add geeks who have no concept of what you do with that "ball-thing" that you "kick a touchdown with?" You get this video.

• FOOBIES.com: Wonder where all the Boobies links at Fark went? Foobies. In a totally unrelated event, Fark.com's traffic plummets 5,388%. In other completely unrelated news, Kevin Aylward rumored to be working hard on boobs.wizbangblog.com.

• Internet is for Porn: Well, ya. Duh?